Bob had worked for the company 11 years, when one day he was suddenly notified that he was fired.
"Since I've been with the firm for so long," he told his HR manager, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
The human resources manager agreed and said he'd have the letter ready for Bob the next day. The following morning, Bob found the letter on his desk.
It read, "Bob worked for our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God: and whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men; knowing that of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the Lord Christ.
But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons. -Colossians 3:22
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