HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A doctor was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. He placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began.

"Cover your right eye with your hand," the doctor instructed the patient.

The patient read the 20/20 line perfectly.

"Now your left."

Again, a flawless read.

"Now both," the doctor requested.

There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. The doctor turned and discovered the patient doing exactly what he had been asked. He was standing there with both his eyes covered.

How well do you follow God's instructions?

He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. -John 14:21

Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke