An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about who she admired so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The girl responded confidently, "The living one!"
For none of us liveth to himself, and no man dieth to himself. For whether we live, we live unto the Lord; and whether we die, we die unto the Lord: whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's.
For to this end Christ both died, and rose, and revived, that he might be Lord both of the dead and living. -Romans 14:7
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