HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One rainy evening John and his wife Sally emerged from a restaurant into the pouring waterfall outside only to find that John had locked his keys in the car. Insisting he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, John went back to the restaurant to acquire one. There were none to be found.

John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and they climbed in. As they sat there, soaked and cold, John stuck the hanger under his seat.

"Now if this ever happens again," he said with a smug grin, "I'll have one handy."

Are you prepared for God's working in your life?

Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, Let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity.

But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.

If a man therefore purge himself from these, he shall be a vessel unto honour, sanctified, and meet for the master's use, and prepared unto every good work. -2 Timothy 2:19

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