HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children again if she had the opportunity to start over.

"Sure," the mother replied. "But definitely not the same ones."


Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate. -Psalms 127:3

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