HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One evening, I went with my parents to a fancy restaurant. Dad was about halfway through his meal when he took a hard look at the potato, called the waitress over and said, "This potato is bad!"

To my utter amazement, the waitress at this "5-Star" place picked the potato up, smacked it, put it back on the plate, and then told my Dad, "If that potato causes any more trouble, just let me know."

What kind of potato are you?

Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind: which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sat down, and gathered the good into vessels, but cast the bad away.

So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, and hall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. -Matthew 13:47

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