HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

It was Kaly's second anniversary, and her husband sent her flowers at the office. When he placed the order he told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card.

Kaly was delighted when the florist arrived, but her joy was heavily clouded by the note on the card. It read...

"Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish. So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church. -Ephesians 5:25

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