While talking about the plight of modern-day video games, an elderly gentleman once told me, "In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed, razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an axe, you just had to hope you could outrun him."
A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself; but the simple pass on, and are punished. -Proverbs 27:12
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