HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

The junior executive had been complaining all week to his wife about peculiar aches and pains he was having during work. Neither one could account for his trouble.

One day, arriving home from work, he informed her, "I finally discovered why I've been feeling so miserable. We got some ultra-modern office furniture two weeks ago, and I just learned today that I've been sitting in the wastebasket."

But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.

If a man therefore purge himself from these, he shall be a vessel unto honour, sanctified, and meet for the master's use, and prepared unto every good work. Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart. -II Timothy 2:20

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