Foresters often have to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, a forester kept encountering signs that read, "No Trespassing," "Beware of Dog," and "Keep Out...This Means You!"
Finally arriving at the door, he talked with the congenial, cooperative landowner.
When the forester was ready to leave, the landowner said to him, "Come and see me again sometime. I don't get many visitors up this way."
A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother. -Proverbs 18:24
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