HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One of my co-workers was recently attending a defensive driving course to have speeding points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, was very careful to emphasize the importance of class attendees being on time, because the classroom doors would be locked after each session began.

Just after one class had started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and found my co-worker standing there. "Why are you late?" the officer asked.

My co-worker replied, "I was trying to not get another ticket." The officer let him in.

Will your lack of preparation cause you to be late when Christ returns?

Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them: but the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him. Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out.

But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut.

Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not. Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh. -Matthew 25:1

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