HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aide. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art. All my hearing problems are over."

"That's great," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve-thirty."

Come and hear, all ye that fear God, and I will declare what he hath done for my soul. I cried unto him with my mouth, and he was extolled with my tongue.

If I regard iniquity in my heart, the Lord will not hear me: but verily God hath heard me; he hath attended to the voice of my prayer.

Blessed be God, which hath not turned away my prayer, nor his mercy from me. -Psalms 66:16

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