HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

One evening after work a man drove his secretary home after she was unable to start her car. Not desiring to concern his wife, he decided not to mention it to her.

Later that night the man and his wife were driving out to eat when the man spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat.

Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the restaurant a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"

Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men. See that none render evil for evil unto any man; but ever follow that which is good, both among yourselves, and to all men.

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. Quench not the Spirit. Despise not prophesyings. Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.

Abstain from all appearance of evil. And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. Faithful is he that calleth you, who also will do it. -I Thessalonians 5:14

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