HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A flock of sheep are grazing in a field, happily going "baa baa" to each other and discussing life as usual when suddenly they hear a "moo mooooooooooooooooooo!"

They look around and see only sheep. They carry on grazing as before.

"Moooooo mooooooooooo mmmoo!"

One sheep can hear it all a little too clearly not too far from her locatoin. She shuffles away from the conversation she was in and approaches the source of the noisemaker, a worried look covering her face.

"Georgiana, why are you mooing?" she asks. "You're a sheep. Sheep go 'baa!'"

Georgiana replies, "I know, but I thought I would learn a foreign language!"

Are you acting out the purposes for which God created you?

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.

For it pleased the Father that in him should all fulness dwell; And, having made peace through the blood of his cross, by him to reconcile all things unto himself; by him, I say, whether they be things in earth, or things in heaven.

And you, that were sometime alienated and enemies in your mind by wicked works, yet now hath he reconciled in the body of his flesh through death, to present you holy and unblameable and unreproveable in his sight. -Colossians 1:16

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