HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

I recently heard a young child pray, "Dear God, please bless my mommy and daddy... and Jesus, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."

But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the LORD hath wrought this?

In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind. -Job 12:7