HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Today's humor was taken from an article recently published by Doug Phillips, founder of Vision Forum. You can visit his website at http://www.visionforum.com

"I was flying with my nine-year-old son when a kindly stewardess asked him if he had any brothers and sisters.

'Five,' he replied.

'Six children!' the woman exclaimed, 'Your poor mother.'

'I know,' replied my son, 'It is kind of sad that she has so few children, but she is praying that God will give her twelve.'

The now apoplectic stewardess exclaimed, 'What are you building, a basketball team?' Without blinking my son replied, 'No, an army.'"

Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate. -Psalms 127:3

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