HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A fifteen-year-old son, bounding into the house full of energy after school, found his mom in sick and in bed. "Mom, are you really sick?" he asked, very concerned.

"Yes, son. I don't feel very well," his mother replied.

"Well mom, don't you worry a bit about getting dinner ready," the son cheerfully said. "I'll be happy to carry you down to the stove."

For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve one another. For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another. This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. -Galations 5:13

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