HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

I recently came across this letter, and thought you might enjoy reading it; but remember that God has designed life to work a little differently than this man has in mind!

"Dear Marty,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Would you be able to forgive me?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I should not have reacted the way I did to the fact you have never held a job.

I am also very sure that there are other very nice people who live under the bridge in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. But after all, you can't learn everything about life from books.

I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely,
Your future father-in-law.

P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!" **********************************************************

Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is perverse in his ways shall fall at once. He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of bread: but he that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty enough.

A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread that man will transgress.

He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him. -Proverbs 28:18

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