HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

After a failed prison riot was brought under control, the warden called the instigators in for examination.

"I would like to know two things," the warden said.

"First... why did you revolt?"

"Second... how did you get out of your cell?"

One of the men stepped forward and replied, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"Okay," said the warden, "what did you use to break the bars?"

"French Toast."

Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. I know both how to be abased, and I know how to abound: every where and in all things I am instructed both to be full and to be hungry, both to abound and to suffer need.

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. -Philippians 4:11