HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

While driving to his next performance, a juggler was once stopped by the police.

"What are those machetes doing in your car?" the police ask.

"I'm a professional juggler, and these are part of my act."

The policeman is doubtful. "Let's see you do it."

So, the juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Meanwhile, a third man is driving by and, curious to see what is occurring, slows down to watch.

"Wow," he thinks to himself. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

Is your perception of the truth distorted?

And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, by hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive: for this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear. For verily I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them. -Matthew 13:14