HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A couple were going out for the evening. They had spent considerable time getting ready, dressing up, putting the cat out, etc.

When the taxi arrived to take them to their destination, the couple opened the door of their house to leave. The cat, waiting nearby, seized the opportunity and quickly shot back inside.

The couple didn't want the cat shut inside the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat.

The wife, not wanting the taxi driver to know that the house was going to be empty, told the taxi driver her husband was just going inside to say goodbye to her mother.

A few minutes later, the husband stepped into the taxi cab.

"Sorry it took so long," he said. "The stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

I will go in the strength of the Lord GOD: I will make mention of thy righteousness, even of thine only. O God, thou hast taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I declared thy wondrous works.

Now also when I am old and grayheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shewed thy strength unto this generation, and thy power to every one that is to come. Thy righteousness also, O God, is very high, who hast done great things: O God, who is like unto thee!

Thou, which hast shewed me great and sore troubles, shalt quicken me again, and shalt bring me up again from the depths of the earth. Thou shalt increase my greatness, and comfort me on every side.

I will also praise thee with the psaltery, even thy truth, O my God: unto thee will I sing with the harp, O thou Holy One of Israel. -Psalms 71:16