HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

I once asked a friend why he never married.

He replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right lady... I guess I've been looking too hard for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," I said, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the pretty close to the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really think that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" I asked.

"She was looking for the perfect man."

For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith. -Romans 12:3


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