HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Here's some funny calls made to telephone company operators...

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct? Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.

Caller: I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven. Operator: I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure? Caller: Yes. That's what it says on the label-"Woven in Scotland."

Caller: I'd like the RSPCA please. Operator: Where are you calling from? Caller: The living room.

Caller: The water board please. Operator: Which department? Caller: Tap water

Caller: I'd like the number for a Reverend in Cardiff, please. Operator: Do you have his name? Caller: No, but he has a dog named Ben.

Caller: The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please. Operator: You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers? Caller: Er, yes.

For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things! -Romans 10:12

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