HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A company I used to work for had an office tradition of keeping a notepad handy with the punch lines from the various jokes that passed through.

I was flipping through the pages one day and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!"

I couldn't remember the joke. After searching everyone's memory banks, one of our coworkers finally remembered:

"Why is turtle wax so expensive?"

But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things shall be added unto you. Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.

Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth. For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. -Luke 12:31

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