HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.

At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"Oh God, I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother.

"Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

The little brother shot a scornful glance at his sibling. "No, but Grandma is!"

Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts. -James 4:3