HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

A business man was driving down a country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. It was quite hot outside, and he was very thirsty. So, he decided to stop.

Once he got up to the little boy's lemonade stand he noticed a sign that said "All you can drink for 10 cents," and a single, very small glass.

Although the business man was dismayed at the size of the really small glass, he decided that since it was only 10 cents for all you can drink, he would just get several refills on the spot.

He gave the little boy a dime, and drank down the whole glass with one swallow. Then he handed the little glass back to the little boy and said, "fill 'er up."

The little boy replied, "Sure thing sir, that'll be 10 cents."

In protest, the business man said, "But your sign says all you can drink for a dime."

"You're right," the little boy replied. "That's all you can drink for a dime."

Jesus therefore, being wearied with his journey, sat thus on the well: and it was about the sixth hour. There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me to drink. (For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.)

Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans. Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water? Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle?

Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life. -John 4:6